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This is my page with whatever I want on it. If I find something cool I put it on here. If you have any cool stuff send it to me at [email protected].  I'm gonna add pictures, and other cool stuff to the page. It isn't done(who's page is ?) so come back soon and it'll be updated.  Just in case you were wondering, this site contains no kiddie porn.  It does however have some entertaining bear pictures. Visit my new message boards, and add your 2 cents.  My name is Clint Harrison and I go to Garden City High school, move around the site to find out more about me and to get a few laughs. Please Sign my Guestbook!!  ENJOY!!

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A few funny things!!

Click Here to go see the best things to do in a public bathroom.  WARNING**You might wet your pants!!!

Click Here to go see the Dusty Rhodes Ebonics!!

Click Here to go see the funny things about poopie!!!

Click Here to go see the top 20 reason to know your into wrestling too much!

Click Here to read the top reasons why chocolate is better than sex!

Click Here to see a cool pic that i found!

Click Here to see the top 10 reasons to Masterbate...lol!*new*

I am currently in the process of finding some more funny material to add to this section..got any?  Send me some!! Thanks


This is MAD funny!

 You gotta see this picture it's hysterical.

Click here to laugh your @$$ off!


Go Here to learn more about me!!

I'll soon add other stuff as I get to it.


MESSAGE BOARDS...(nobody uses them but they're good to have any ways) Leave me a message and you'll be cool!!!!!!

Read & Post Messages in the BoardRoom Beseen.com


THE CRAZIEST THING OF THE WEEK!

This week's craziest thing is the KoRn concert!  It rocked!!  Rob Zombie has fire shooting everywhere!!  Zombie's show was f'n great!!!!  KoRn put on a good show but the music was awesome.  Going to the concert is the crazy part.  We go the mall to return some stuff.  Me and my friend look over and see two guys "they're gay" we say kidding around.  A few seconds later my brother says...look at the back window!  We look and the sticker has a picture of a girl with a line going across it like in a no smoking sign and a gay pride sticker underneath that.  We screamed so loud and just got out of there!!  Ahhhhhhhh....that was nuts!!!  Lol...getting lost on the way home was good fun too.  The concert was GREEEAAAATTTT though!!

MUH COUNT: 5(3 bonus muh's)

MUH!          MUH!       MUH!        MUH!     MUH!       MUH!          MUH!       MUH!

e-mail me your crazy thing and if its crazy enough I'll put it on here and give you credit!!!!!


PICTURE!!!

Click over there for a pic of me and Sam(my best friend!) 

Here is our pick from Home Coming....click on the blue!

My senior pics are finally on the page...bastards...well here you go...C L I C K   H E R E   T O O!!


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Money--Money--Money

Give me money to well, buy stuff.  Yeah thats it.  Send me money at:

Clint Harrison

6929 Poop Drive(i used to have my actual street on here but then some girl decided to come visit me so i had to change it, oh my god...the nightmares!!!)

Garden City Mi, 48135

ALL PROCEEDS WILL BE DIRECTLY CONTRIBUTED(IN THEIR ENTIRETY) TO MY WALLET!!

-thanks


ARE YOU BORED????  I don't know what to tell ya...well i guess you could e-mail me.  There ya go.  Or reload my website a few hundred times so that it appears that i'm getting alot of hits!  or you could go dance around in your front yard naked while talking to people on your lap top meanwhile sending your neighbors in to hippy flashbacks and comma's(i know that isn't spelt right) or atleast causing them to go blind. You could sign off line and go to your bedroom and shut the door and lift up your matress and pull out your stash, and then you could lay down on your bed while enjoying your stash, and when your finished eating your rice krispie treat(what were you thinking, pervert!!)you could get up and throw yourwrapper in the trash can cause you don't wanna make a mess, Or you could build your own web site and link it to mine, but you gotta be really cool and make a fun website that people will actually go to(mine's cool...right???) and maybe even laugh, Or you could pick up the phone and order a pizza with everything except fungus and anchovies cause they're just sick!!  Or you could go outside and go door to door and ask for donations to go towards improving your stash underneath your mattress.  Or you could keep reading this section although it is probably making you really bored even more-so, so this will be the last thing...Or you could keep reading the rest of my website...ya how about that! 


CORY'S COLUMN

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*^*^*^*^Links^*^*^*^*

Visit  Joke of the Day.com a hilarious joke web site!!

Download Netscape Navigator 3.0 !!

Go to the home page of Joke Mail...click here!!

The official Detroit Red Wings web site!!

This is a cool site for concerts coming up in the detroit area!!

A cool Rancid site..Anton's Rancid Page!!

Smashing Pumpkins web site

The Official  Metallica Web Site

The Monty Python web site, PythOnline

The Official K-Rock web site

The WRIF web site!

ViSiT KoRn!!

Leathers Site...Visit it!

Harvester of Suckahs!!!  ***MUST SEE***

The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-up lines!!

Do you know of any cool web sites, e-mail me them and I'll check them out and maybe add it to the link section if

it's a good site and give you credit for finding it.  Thanks!

E-mail me your link and I'll add it to my page, and I'll expect you to add mine to yours.

Hope you enjoyed the site and

COME BACK SOON!!!